Welcome to the Zoom Romance Market. Love is fleeting, the world is ending,
and online forms are prophecy.
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How do you identify and who do you want to be matched with?
What are your dealbreakers in a match?
What's so bad it's good?
Ancient Romans dyed their hair with bird poop. They also built the Colosseum. What is the worst thing you've done in pursuit of an aesthetic? The best?
Name a brand or pop culture figure that inspires great, unexplained anxiety.
If religion is the opiate of the masses, ______ is the sugar craving of the masses.
What is something you do for yourself when you feel indulgent?